I say this not from any factual knowledge, but rather from an impression gained from observation. It has been remarked that Ron Paul resembles a simple bag that could be used to hold water suitable for douching. I also read somewhere on the Internet that Ron Paul was helpful in relieving vaginal irritation. So upon these to elements of heresy, I have concluded that Ron Paul is a douche bag.
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